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FIZZ Functional Restock

No, don’t adjust your TV sets, people, we do in fact mean it when we say Hard FIZZ is going SOFT.

Yep, we on the non alc bandwagon, baby (actually, we’ve wrestled the reins and we are steering this horse and cart).

So, let us introduce you to FIZZ FUNCTIONAL - a zero percent sparkling water that doesn’t just taste AMAZING, it’s bloody good for you too.

The first three flavours are called Dialled In, Glow and Splash annnnnnnd, we’re pretty chuffed with them (to say the least).

Dialled In is a pink lemonade loaded with guarana - which is claimed to improve physical stamina, concentration, and memory.

No sugar, 14 calories - if this isn’t health in a can, we give up!

Marine collagen is the secret ingredient in Berry Boost - AKA Glow - which strengthens your hair, skin and nails - seven calories in this one, for those playing at home.

That brings us to Tropical Crush: Splash and this bad boy is loaded with electrolytes so give that sugary Gatorade the flick and wrap ya gills around this hydrating Godsend.

We did a li’l test run a few weeks ago with Dialled In and Calm and we bloody sold out (nearly 5000 cans) in 12 hours!

12 HOURS YOU HEALTH CONSCIOUS MANIACS!

But jokes aside, we’re so proud of FIZZ FUNCTIONAL!

Dialled In is a pink lemonade loaded with guarana - which is claimed to improve physical stamina, concentration, and memory.

No sugar, 14 calories - if this isn’t health in a can, we give up!

Marine collagen is the secret ingredient in Berry Boost - AKA Glow - which strengthens your hair, skin and nails - seven calories in this one, for those playing at home.

That brings us to Tropical Crush: Splash and this bad boy is loaded with electrolytes so give that sugary Gatorade the flick and wrap ya gills around this hydrating Godsend.

We did a li’l test run a few weeks ago with Dialled In and Calm and we bloody sold out (nearly 5000 cans) in 12 hours!

12 HOURS YOU HEALTH CONSCIOUS MANIACS!

But jokes aside, we’re so proud of FIZZ FUNCTIONAL!


Hard FIZZ has always been about ‘crew’ and now we can give a big, fizzy bear hug to everyone who might be choosing to have a break from the hard stuff, or not drink at all.

In fact, you may have noticed the two QUEENS, Chloe Fisher and Ellidy Pullin from the Darling, Shine! podcast (and Hard FIZZ owners) fronting up as the faces of FIZZ FUNCTIONAL.

The bevvy is, of course, their idea as two brilliant young women who are all about LIFESTYLE.

Y’all, the stigma of not drinking is GONE and a sober weekend is IN .. if that’s what you choose!

Hard FIZZ has always been about ‘crew’ and now we can give a big, fizzy bear hug to everyone who might be choosing to have a break from the hard stuff, or not drink at all.

In fact, you may have noticed the two QUEENS, Chloe Fisher and Ellidy Pullin from the Darling, Shine! podcast (and Hard FIZZ owners) fronting up as the faces of FIZZ FUNCTIONAL.

The bevvy is, of course, their idea as two brilliant young women who are all about LIFESTYLE.

Y’all, the stigma of not drinking is GONE and a sober weekend is IN .. if that’s what you choose!

There’s been a few studies out there but consumer research group FMCG Gurus found 39 per cent of Australians are more focused on their health compared to 22 per cent just two years ago.

Globally, the ‘functional’ beverage market is expected to grow from $174 billion in 2021 to $232 billion in 2026.

Go nourish your beautiful minds around that doozy of a stat.

And that’s where FIZZ FUNCTIONAL fits in, folks.

If it’s not easy on tomorrow, it’s gotta be easy all the time, in our books!


So jump online and grab yourselves ya morning, noon and night, non alc pick me up - trust us, your bodies will thank you later!

FIZZ FUNCTIONAL, keeping you focused and fizzin’ on all cylinders .. so pick your favourite flavour, and do yourselves a HUGE favour.

So jump online and grab yourselves ya morning, noon and night, non alc pick me up - trust us, your bodies will thank you later!

FIZZ FUNCTIONAL, keeping you focused and fizzin’ on all cylinders .. so pick your favourite flavour, and do yourselves a HUGE favour.