FIZZ in US
So this is the story of a simple man, stuck in the good ol’ US of A, half a world away from the nearest can of FIZZ but wanting just a drop, oh so badly.
So what does he do?
Well, he fired off a couple of texts to his pals back at FIZZ HQ saying: “send some over, boys, and I’ll fix you up for postage later!”
LOL.
Sure, no problem, except U.S. Customs simply don’t allow alcohol to be shipped willy nilly into their country.
But .. you can take it as luggage if you’re flying in ;)
So the brains trust hatched a plan to send HQ’s resident DJ, Chunky, all the way to San Diego with a special delivery for the thirsty Fish.
Literally a bag full of FIZZ.
So this is the story of a simple man, stuck in the good ol’ US of A, half a world away from the nearest can of FIZZ but wanting just a drop, oh so badly.
So what does he do?
Well, he fired off a couple of texts to his pals back at FIZZ HQ saying: “send some over, boys, and I’ll fix you up for postage later!”
LOL.
Sure, no problem, except U.S. Customs simply don’t allow alcohol to be shipped willy nilly into their country.
But .. you can take it as luggage if you’re flying in ;)
So the brains trust hatched a plan to send HQ’s resident DJ, Chunky, all the way to San Diego with a special delivery for the thirsty Fish.
Literally a bag full of FIZZ.
So Chunky boarded the QANTAS flight (LOL) to America with his precious cargo onboard and hoped for the best.
Now it must be said, this was entirely legal but there’s something about passing through LAX with just a bag of FIZZ that looks suss and had Chunky sweating absolute bullets.
A couple of greasy looks from security, though, was all he copped … passport stamped .. and he was on his way through LA’s soul destroying traffic!
So Fish was waiting to go onstage, the crowd going wild but Chunky was nowhere to be seen (and Fish was still craving some FIZZ)!
Turned out, Chunky was being held hostage by the concert ‘rent a cops’ with what they thought was contraband - it’s just FIZZ for crying out loud.
Luckily, Chunky is one helluva sweet talker .. dropped Fish’s name several million times … and they eventually let him through.
So Chunky raced on stage just in time before Fish proper lost it and handed him his FIZZ, single handedly saving the day and the concert.
So Chunky boarded the QANTAS flight (LOL) to America with his precious cargo onboard and hoped for the best.
Now it must be said, this was entirely legal but there’s something about passing through LAX with just a bag of FIZZ that looks suss and had Chunky sweating absolute bullets.
A couple of greasy looks from security, though, was all he copped … passport stamped .. and he was on his way through LA’s soul destroying traffic!
So Fish was waiting to go onstage, the crowd going wild but Chunky was nowhere to be seen (and Fish was still craving some FIZZ)!
Turned out, Chunky was being held hostage by the concert ‘rent a cops’ with what they thought was contraband - it’s just FIZZ for crying out loud.
Luckily, Chunky is one helluva sweet talker .. dropped Fish’s name several million times … and they eventually let him through.
So Chunky raced on stage just in time before Fish proper lost it and handed him his FIZZ, single handedly saving the day and the concert.
Meanwhile, smack bang in the middle of the Californian desert, a certain socialite by the name of Paris Hilton has released her second best ever video with Fish stealing the show in her new Coachella vlog.
See, Paris is a huge Fish fan .. loves his music .. loves FIZZ! (What’s not to love)?
So when the man himself couldn’t make it to Palm Springs for the world’s best music festival, he sent his FIZZ cut out instead .. and Paris was just as thrilled (and probably didn’t know the difference).
It’s unclear if she literally dragged the chuck of cardboard around the festival grounds the whole weekend but we hear Shania Twain was trying to chat him up backstage at some point (“Okay, so you’re Paul Fisher? That does impress me much!”).
He’s been a busy boy in the States, young Fish, and now it’s onto Ibiza for his new residency gig - anyone know if you can FIZZ in Spain yet?
Meanwhile, smack bang in the middle of the Californian desert, a certain socialite by the name of Paris Hilton has released her second best ever video with Fish stealing the show in her new Coachella vlog.
See, Paris is a huge Fish fan .. loves his music .. loves FIZZ! (What’s not to love)?
So when the man himself couldn’t make it to Palm Springs for the world’s best music festival, he sent his FIZZ cut out instead .. and Paris was just as thrilled (and probably didn’t know the difference).
It’s unclear if she literally dragged the chuck of cardboard around the festival grounds the whole weekend but we hear Shania Twain was trying to chat him up backstage at some point (“Okay, so you’re Paul Fisher? That does impress me much!”).
He’s been a busy boy in the States, young Fish, and now it’s onto Ibiza for his new residency gig - anyone know if you can FIZZ in Spain yet?