FIZZ X - Coles Liquor
Alright, alright, alright, calm down, you lot!
Alright, alright, alright, calm down, you lot! The day you’ve all been waiting for has finally come!
Alright, alright, alright, calm down, you lot! The day you’ve all been waiting for has finally come!
Your favourite bubbly beverage, otherwise known as Hard FIZZ, has just done the deal of a lifetime to make even the great Donald Trump give the double thumbs up and will now be stocked in Coles Liquor outlets around Australia.
That’s right, FIZZ Fam, we’re talking more than 850 First Choice and Liquorland stores nationwide and here’s the li’l sweetener we’ve chucked in for ‘em - Coles Liquor will be the only outlets in whole sunburnt country that you’ll be able to get Grape and Strawberry (AKA FIZZ X).
So keep a bloody eye out!
Your favourite bubbly beverage, otherwise known as Hard FIZZ, has just done the deal of a lifetime to make even the great Donald Trump give the double thumbs up and will now be stocked in Coles Liquor outlets around Australia.
That’s right, FIZZ Fam, we’re talking more than 850 First Choice and Liquorland stores nationwide and here’s the li’l sweetener we’ve chucked in for ‘em - Coles Liquor will be the only outlets in whole sunburnt country that you’ll be able to get Grape and Strawberry (AKA FIZZ X).
So keep a bloody eye out!
We have to admit, we did ask if our beloved seltzer could sit pride of place in the fruit and veg aisle (somewhere between the paw paws and rock melons) but were told it had to go in the bottle shops!
Point is, Coles Liquor knows what’s good and it’s all thanks to our chief negotiator, Fish, who rolled in fresh off the plane from Ibiza, a little blurry eyed but proving if you’re not ready to flare at all times, what are ya doing?!
We have to admit, we did ask if our beloved seltzer could sit pride of place in the fruit and veg aisle (somewhere between the paw paws and rock melons) but were told it had to go in the bottle shops!
Point is, Coles Liquor knows what’s good and it’s all thanks to our chief negotiator, Fish, who rolled in fresh off the plane from Ibiza, a little blurry eyed but proving if you’re not ready to flare at all times, what are ya doing?!
So what is the deal with FIZZ X, these days?
Well, FIZZ X will be our new subrange going forward, not just a single flavour - a bit of a rebrand, if you will - with a big emphasis on ‘functionality’ and being ‘better for you’.
Grape and Strawberry is the first cab out of the FIZZ X taxi rank and it’s loaded with antioxidants.
What does that mean, Gordon Ramsay?
Antioxidants are what bodyguard our cells from the not so great stuff - like alcohol, among other substances - so by adding a few of those li’l legends into the mix, you can enjoy a FIZZ X or two, totally guilt free.
See? Functional and better for you!
It’s been absolutely pumped to the gills with natural caffeine to give you that kick for those days that turn into nights.
(Did we mention it’s 99% SUGAR FREE and NATURALLY BREWED? Fizzy on the lips, tight on the rig)
And can we add, it’s God’s gift to your taste buds! Quite possibly, the most delicious Hard FIZZ ever invented (seriously, who doesn’t love grapes and strawberries?).
So what is the deal with FIZZ X, these days?
Well, FIZZ X will be our new subrange going forward, not just a single flavour - a bit of a rebrand, if you will - with a big emphasis on ‘functionality’ and being ‘better for you’.
Grape and Strawberry is the first cab out of the FIZZ X taxi rank and it’s loaded with antioxidants.
What does that mean, Gordon Ramsay?
Antioxidants are what bodyguard our cells from the not so great stuff - like alcohol, among other substances - so by adding a few of those li’l legends into the mix, you can enjoy a FIZZ X or two, totally guilt free.
See? Functional and better for you!
It’s been absolutely pumped to the gills with natural caffeine to give you that kick for those days that turn into nights.
(Did we mention it’s 99% SUGAR FREE and NATURALLY BREWED? Fizzy on the lips, tight on the rig)
And can we add, it’s God’s gift to your taste buds! Quite possibly, the most delicious Hard FIZZ ever invented (seriously, who doesn’t love grapes and strawberries?).
So don’t be shy, FIZZ Fam, next time you’re stocking up on a year’s supply of toilet paper from Coles, just nip into the Liquorland or First Choice next door and grab some Hard FIZZ too.
Could be a Mixed 10 pack, could be Lychee & Apple or it could be Strawberry & Grape (you may as well).
All in all, we’re just so bloody proud to be bringing Hard FIZZ to the masses - you keep asking for it, so we keep delivering.