True story for ya and it won’t cost you a cent, we had a li’l brainstorming sesh at FIZZ HQ the other day and came up with an absolute doozy of an idea - just go out and make the best Hard FIZZ flavour ever (can’t be that hard, can it?)!
Piña Colada Launch
So without any further ado, let us introduce you to the single greatest invention in the history of mankind:
Pina Colada!
Now you’ve got that bloody song in ya head, don’t ya? (If you like Pina Coladas, something something caught in the rain).
So get ready to swoon your own taste buds, all you Romeo and Juliets out there, everyone is going to fall head over heels for Pina Colada Hard FIZZ (even more than makin’ love at midnight).
And we ain’t lying to ya, it tastes EXACTLY like your favourite cocktail - think white rum, coconuts, pineapple and cream!
(Li’l paper umbrella optional LOL - but we encourage that shit if that’s what you’re into).
Weirdly though, it doesn’t have a thick, gluggy texture like the holiday pool bar staple - just clear, cool and refreshing blend like all our other flavours so it’s very easy on tomorrow.
Piña Colada!
Now you’ve got that bloody song in ya head, don’t ya? (If you like Piña Coladas, something something caught in the rain).
So get ready to swoon your own taste buds, all you Romeo and Juliets out there, everyone is going to fall head over heels for Piña Colada Hard FIZZ (even more than makin’ love at midnight).
And we ain’t lying to ya, it tastes EXACTLY like your favourite cocktail - think white rum, coconuts, pineapple and cream!
(Li’l paper umbrella optional LOL - but we encourage that shit if that’s what you’re into).
Weirdly though, it doesn’t have a thick, gluggy texture like the holiday pool bar staple - just clear, cool and refreshing blend like all our other flavours so it’s very easy on tomorrow.
So the burning question is, how and where do we get this perfect manifestation of genius?
Easiest way to get your mitts on some Piña Colada is to jump on the Hard FIZZ website and order yours today online.
It’s also in stock in selected stores around the country, so the other option is hit the FIZZ Finder and make a beeline for your nearest bottle shop.
And of course, on tap at FIZZ HQ where it’s been a fan favourite for a li’l while now.
So, run, don’t walk, FIZZ Fam! In fact, get your Usain Bolt on and feckin’ sprint.
The important deets are as follows:
Still 99% sugar free!
Still naturally brewed!
94 calories, max!
But all the fizziness your rig can handle!
The important deets are as follows:
Still 99% sugar free!
Still naturally brewed!
94 calories, max!
But all the fizziness your rig can handle!
The Queen herself, Chloe, absolutely bloody loves Pina Colada and has actually locked her stash in a secret safe at home so Fish can’t get anywhere near ‘em (can’t trust the thieving bastard).
The Queen herself, Chloe, absolutely bloody loves Piña Colada and has actually locked her stash in a secret safe at home so Fish can’t get anywhere near ‘em (can’t trust the thieving bastard).
Jokes aside, it’s Summer and we just had to come up with the perfect Summer drink - something that was sweet but light on the rig!
Something that screamed good times!
Something the whole crew can enjoy.
So it was a no brainer to do Pina Colada.
We love going above and beyond for our FIZZ Fam, and we know this one is top of the pile.
We always innovate with purpose and Pina Colada is very deliberate!
Jokes aside, it’s Summer and we just had to come up with the perfect Summer drink - something that was sweet but light on the rig!
Something that screamed good times!
Something the whole crew can enjoy.
So it was a no brainer to do Piña Colada.
We love going above and beyond for our FIZZ Fam, and we know this one is top of the pile.
We always innovate with purpose and Piña Colada is very deliberate!
Don’t think for a second though that this is where we stop.
Our Wizard of FIZZ, Pauly, is already back in the Lab concocting his next masterpiece and we can’t wait to see what he comes up with (the man just won’t rest).
In the meantime, grab yourselves a carton of Piña Colada and rip in like your junior footy team after a good whiff of Deep Heat in the change rooms.
What’s Next for Hard FIZZ?
Launching a brand from scratch is never easy, especially in the alcohol industry. But we’re just getting started.
2025 is going to be massive for us. We’ve got new flavors and some exciting concepts outside of seltzers in the pipeline. Expanding our retail presence and pushing into international markets is a major focus.
And then there’s FISHER’s Out 2 Lunch festival in Surfers Paradise this May. Hard FIZZ is the major sponsor, and we plan to move something like 150,000 cans over the weekend. That’s going to be next level.
One thing’s for sure: we’re not slowing down. Hard FIZZ isn’t just a drink—it’s a lifestyle, a movement, and a whole lot of fun. And we’re only getting started.
